40% OFF 2-IN-1 WINE OPENER OR RECHARGEABLE WINE OPENER
30% OFF THE ENTIRE STORE!
35% OFF SUBSCRIPTIONS ORDERS FOR LIFE!
NOVEMBER 23RD AT 5PM - NOVEMBER 27TH AT MIDNIGHT
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The turkey has been sectioned and put away as leftovers for sandwiches. The stuffing is mostly gone (thanks, Uncle Bill), and the pie has been devoured. Instead of flopping down on your couch for your tryptophan-induced nap, pull up your computer and take a look at these Black Friday deals.
Now everyone knows that Thanksgiving has long been the start of the holiday shopping season – it actually started in the 1930s. It’s also common knowledge that the term “Black Friday” refers to the effect of the sales on retailer’s profit margins, pushing them from a red loss into a black positive. But Cyber Monday is a uniquely 21st-century addition to the sales weekend.
The term was coined by Ellen Davis and Scott Silverman from Shop.org in 2005 to highlight the sales that followed Black Friday. After all, the internet was a huge thing and its effect on retail sales was already being felt everywhere. But did you know that Cyber Monday wasn’t the first name that they thought of? It’s true. Other names that they came up with first were Black Monday (too much like Black Friday), Green Monday (seemed too environmentally focused), and Blue Monday (way too depressing).
So ThinkCrucial is celebrating the whole enchilada by hosting not one, not two, but THREE incredible deals the entire shopping weekend. Our sales will run from Thursday, Thanksgiving Day at 5:0 pm EST, until 11:59 pm EST on Cyber Monday.
Give Us The Deals Already!
So, you know that ThinkCrucial.com already has amazing deals on all of the accessories and gear that you need to keep your home running. However, for our Holiday sales weekend, we’ve looked at some of our best sellers and decided to let the sales monkeys run amok with the sticker guns.
The first of our spectacular sales brings back our Doorbuster from last year, the 2-in-1 Electric Wine Bottle Opener & Preserver Kit AND our Rechargeable Wine Bottle Opener with Built In Foil Cutter. Whether you’re opening a new bottle of white to go with that turkey sandwich or you prefer a nice cab-sav to while away the weekend, these wine openers just what you need. It not only opens your wine bottle easily and quickly, it lets you seal a half bottle so you can enjoy it later. The built-in pump removes air that oxidizes and sours your wine and the handy seals keep everything groovy.
***Use the special code “ TISTHESEASON ” to save a whopping 40% off!***
Deal #2
Now, for the first time ever, we’re offering a general 30% off of everything else in our inventory. That’s right. It doesn’t matter if you’re looking ahead and want to get a set of pool filters for next summer, or you want to make your home festive and smell like peppermint for the holidays. You can save 30% off of them. Need a replacement metal filter for your range hood? Okay, it’s not quite the new Xbox One X, but it can save you from a nasty grease fire.
***And with code " 30OFFNOW ", you can save a full 30% off of everything.***
Wait, That’s not it?
Now, those sales are great if you’re only buying one or two of something. But if you see our prices and you like saving money, you might be thinking about getting a subscription so we can keep delivering those vacuum bags and filters you need. Or you might be hovering, sitting on the fence, wondering if getting a subscription is really worth it.
Now, you may know that we offer a flat 5% off of everything when you get a subscription (and if you didn’t know, now you do). Now, over the holiday weekend, if you pick up a subscription on anything in our vast catalog, we’re going to offer an additional 30% savings.
So now you can order a set of vacuum bags and have them delivered to you every month. Heck, have them delivered every three months. Be a rebel and have them delivered every five months! Just know that you’re going to save 35% off their cost for the life of your subscription. Heck, that’s us just sticking money in your pocket for something you’ll need anyway.
***Use the special code “ 30FORLIFE ” to save 35% off for life!***
Consider this your legalese and slightly weird section from our legal team: Items on sale are first come/first serve. Limit of one offer per household. Our holiday weekend deals may not be combined with any other offers or coupons. Pineapple contains bromelain, an enzyme that digests proteins. So when you eat fresh pineapple, it’s also eating you.
That’s it. We at Think Crucial would like to wish you an amazing holiday season and implore you to stay safe in your shopping over the holiday weekend.